Porch Notes
The Dogman: A Monster That Was Invented as a Joke, Then Came True
History and culture
On April Fools’ Day in 1987, a disc jockey named Steve Cook at WTCM-FM in Traverse City decided to pull a prank on his listeners. He’d written a spooky novelty song called “The Legend,” about a creature that was half man, half dog — seven feet tall, blue or amber eyes, a howl like a human scream. He made the whole thing up out of his imagination. In the song, the “Dogman” first appears to terrified lumberjacks in Wexford County in 1887, and then returns every ten years, in years ending in seven. His morning host played it twice and signed off.
For about an hour, nothing happened. Then the phone rang.
A man told the station’s receptionist he’d heard the song — and that he needed to talk, because he had actually seen this thing. The call got passed to Cook. The man described an encounter from 1937, fishing along the Muskegon River, when a pack of dogs circled him and one of them stood up on two legs and looked at him. Cook said it made the hair on his arms stand up. And the calls didn’t stop. Over the years he’s received hundreds of “sightings” from across northern Michigan. He genuinely says he’s no longer sure what to believe.
So here’s the honest part, and it’s the best part: the Dogman is fiction. Steve Cook invented him in 1987 as a radio gag. There’s no documented record of the creature before that song. But folklore doesn’t always need to be true to become real in the way that matters — the Dogman is now told around campfires across the state, has inspired books and movies, and has believers who’ll swear on it. The song still plays on northern Michigan radio every summer and on Armed Forces Radio overseas every Halloween.
By the song’s own rules, the next Dogman year is 2027. So this coming year, if you’re walking in the northern woods at night… you’re probably fine. Probably.
Where to see it
Grandpa Shorter's Gifts in Petoskey leans into the legend with Dogman merchandise, and WTCM (103.5 FM) still plays "The Legend." For the full territory, the song places sightings around Buckley, Bellaire, and Bowers Harbor in northwest Lower Michigan.